“Drunk Old Man” Mobile Phone Straps

Here are some snazzy new accessories which are sure to be all the rage. This season, don’t be seen without your very own “Yopparai Oyaji Strap” (Drunken Old Man Mobile-Phone Strap), an inventive new idea from the folks at StrapYa. Here a few of the collection:

1: The dancing, shirtless, embarrassing drunk.

2: The maudlin, depressed drunk.

3: The nasty, brawling, alcoholic psychopath.

4: The unconscious, blacked-out binge-drinker.

5: The piss-head vomitting into a toilet.

6: And the …er… man with a glass of beer for a head.

You can buy all the straps here.
Collect them all! Fun for all the family!
Little Jimmy will be the talk of the playground with his puking, alcoholic businessman phone strap.

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11 Responses to ““Drunk Old Man” Mobile Phone Straps”

  1. carrey Says:
    July 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    They’re real cool! Japanese stuffs are really so creative!

  2. roaf Says:
    July 2, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Yeah, the whole country is full of cool gadgets and toys like this!

  3. simaldeff Says:
    July 2, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    I’m a chimera of the #1 and #3 … but i wouldn’t put that on my cellphone!

  4. roaf Says:
    July 2, 2007 at 11:38 pm

    Ha! I’m a combination of #1 and #4.

  5. Dragonlife Says:
    July 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    What about one with a bulb on his head to switch when trying to find the bloody keyhole?
    I do have such one as The Night Before Christmas doll!

  6. roaf Says:
    July 3, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    That’s a genius invention!

  7. 周老師 Says:
    July 4, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Cool, I need to get one of these maudlin, depressed drunk ones for my…er, my friend.

  8. roaf Says:
    July 4, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    I hope you don’t have the “bar code” hairstyle, like that character!

  9. southofreality Says:
    July 5, 2007 at 2:05 am

    Those straps aren’t depraved enough for me. I, at least, need the piss-drunk, ass-grabbing chikan guy or maybe the cop-smacking, yakuza wanna-be guy would be cool, too.

  10. roaf Says:
    July 5, 2007 at 2:21 am

    It wouldn’t surprise me if they existed- I’ve seen a keyring with a kinky toy of a girl in a McDonalds’ uniform, tied up with bondage ropes.

  11. I know this drunk « Write On! Says:
    August 1, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    [...] My buddy Roaf over at Gaijin Tonic has posted a great piece showcasing some of the very finest in Japanese kitsch; in this case a collection of drunk old man mobile phone straps. [...]

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