Here are some snazzy new accessories which are sure to be all the rage. This season, don’t be seen without your very own “Yopparai Oyaji Strap” (Drunken Old Man Mobile-Phone Strap), an inventive new idea from the folks at StrapYa. Here a few of the collection:
1: The dancing, shirtless, embarrassing drunk.
2: The maudlin, depressed drunk.
3: The nasty, brawling, alcoholic psychopath.
4: The unconscious, blacked-out binge-drinker.
5: The piss-head vomitting into a toilet.
6: And the …er… man with a glass of beer for a head.
You can buy all the straps here.
Collect them all! Fun for all the family!
Little Jimmy will be the talk of the playground with his puking, alcoholic businessman phone strap.
They’re real cool! Japanese stuffs are really so creative!
Yeah, the whole country is full of cool gadgets and toys like this!
I’m a chimera of the #1 and #3 … but i wouldn’t put that on my cellphone!
Ha! I’m a combination of #1 and #4.
What about one with a bulb on his head to switch when trying to find the bloody keyhole?
I do have such one as The Night Before Christmas doll!
That’s a genius invention!
Cool, I need to get one of these maudlin, depressed drunk ones for my…er, my friend.
I hope you don’t have the “bar code” hairstyle, like that character!
Those straps aren’t depraved enough for me. I, at least, need the piss-drunk, ass-grabbing chikan guy or maybe the cop-smacking, yakuza wanna-be guy would be cool, too.
It wouldn’t surprise me if they existed- I’ve seen a keyring with a kinky toy of a girl in a McDonalds’ uniform, tied up with bondage ropes.
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I would also be interested in the last comment, not sure how to translate it?
porn…
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