“Sex Virgin Killer”

September 7, 2007

I’ve decided to champion the amazing, mental band “Sex Virgin Killer”, since no-one else seems to have written about them in English. I recently discovered them, initially intrigued by their eye-catching name, but I soon learned that they are a pretty mind-blowing and outrageous act. Sex Virgin Killer are more “rock n’ roll” than anyone else around right now: In addition to their confrontational name, they play very loud guitars, ride motorbikes, have vast multi-coloured haircuts like Sigue Sigue Sputnik, and I genuinely can’t tell whether they’re boys or girls. They even keep up the noble tradition of smashing up their instruments and setting fire to things on stage. You most certainly wouldn’t trust these guys to babysit your kids.

Sex Virgin Killer can be seen playing live at the “Death Camp 2007″ festival in Niigata in a couple of weeks, alongside such acts as “Illegal Abortion”, “Little Bastards”, “Stubborn Father”, and “Enema.”

Here’s a link to the Sex Virgin Killer Official Website where you can learn of CD releases and live dates.
Sex Virgin Killer are the wildest loonies in Japanese rock right now so if there’s any justice, they’ll be filling stadiums this time next year. But, based on my previous predictions, they’re more likely to be filling gas-tanks. I expected big things of the scantily-clad, all-girl hardcore-punk group Anadorei (“anal slave,”) who made the album “Pussy Cannibal Holocaust” and they didn’t exactly storm the Billboard charts.


Naughty Nightclub Flyer

September 5, 2007

Here’s yet another outrageously offensive Japanese nightclub flyer from my prized collection. This one features a DJ with an X-rated name. Can you spot it? I also like the fact the the DJs describe themselves as purveyors of “Wanky techno.” They are their own worst critics!


Movie Review: “Big Dreams Little Tokyo”

September 5, 2007

I’ve had the opportunity to see the film “Big Dreams Little Tokyo” ahead of it’s release. It’s a quirky little gem of a film, written and directed by Dave Boyle, and has fun playing with cultural stereotypes.
While often in movies we see a wise-cracking American wandering around the streets of Tokyo, bemused by his wacky surroundings, “Big Dreams, Little Tokyo” turns this cliche on its head- the protagonist, Boyd (played by Boyle, himself) is a white American who desperately wants to be a Japanese businessman, and hangs out in San Jose’s Japan Town, wearing a suit and handing out business cards to anyone he can, as he tries to sell the textbook he’s written, or to sell his services as an English teacher and translator.

Much of the humour comes from Boyd’s relationship with his Japanese-American room-mate Jerome (played by a scene-stealing Jayson Watabe), an aspiring sumo wrestler who constantly eats in an attempt to gain weight. Jerome lives with Boyd in order to learn Japanese, but often gets roped into his roomie’s crack-pot business schemes.

The austere, buttoned-up Boyd is more conventionally “Japanese” than the laid-back Japanese-Americans he encounters. Many are baffled by Boyd’s oddball behaviour. One frustrated bookstore owner screams “You are not Japanese!”
In direct contrast to, say, Bill Murray in “Lost In Translation,” who feels isolated in Tokyo and seeks companionship with another Westerner, Boyd lives in California but is only into meeting Japanese folks. When asked to give a white woman Japanese lessons he hilariously responds “I don’t do white people.” Although the root of Boyd’s obsession is never clearly explained, the guy reminds me of many of the Westerners I’ve met in Japan, who avoid other Caucasians like the plague.
In fact, Westerners who live in Japan or have done in the past, will find a lot to enjoy in this movie, particularly the bilingual humour. For example, drunk Japanese pranksters trick Boyd into saying “Kesa mai-asa” (“this morning, every morning”) which sounds like “Kiss my ass!”
There are also plenty of recognizable situations, like raucous drinking sessions with sake-swilling salary-men, and Boyd’s offer of English lessons as an attempt to get to know a Japanese girl (a cute nurse played by Rachel Morihiro).

Meanwhile, native Japanese viewers will be fascinated by the surreal parallel universe that Boyle has conjured up. It’s almost like a fish-out-of-water film about a Japanese guy in America, with the Japanese guy played by an American, and the Americans played by Japanese actors.
In fact, the film is very similar in tone to recent Japanese comedies, with it’s static cameras, restrained performances and gentle, eccentric humour. For this reason, it’s probably more likely to find success in Japan than stateside. However, it may well find an audience with fans of unconventional, character-based comedies like the “Station Agent.”

Since this site’s about drinking in Japan, I’d have to say my favourite scene involved Boyd acting as a translator at a dinner meeting between obtuse Japanese businessmen and a no-nonsense Mexican factory owner. When the Mexican asks his clients why the sake cups are so small, they reply. “The smaller the cup, the more you can say ‘kampai!’” That’s one line I’ll have to remember!

Here’s a link to the “Big Dreams Little Tokyo” website


Unintentionally Funny CD

September 3, 2007

This is a Japanese indie-rock CD. Nice title- I admire their honesty!


“Death Camp 2007″

September 2, 2007

This September in Niigata, a Japanese independent rock festival will be held, with the unfortunate name of “Death Camp.” According to the promoters it’s “The Most Brutal Camp Of All.” Below is a flyer for the event, which I’ve included purely because of the outrageous names of some of the bands that are playing.

Where else could you find bands with charming monikers like “Nice View” or “Patisserie” playing alongside bands called “Illegal Abortion” or “Sex Virgin Killer”? As well as bafflingly-titled groups like “Stubborn Father,” or the rugby-referencing “Scrum Half,” you can also see the frankly hilarious “Little Bastards” or “Enema.”
I want the T-shirts!

Here’s a link to the website: “Niigata Death Camp 2007″

As a taster for the event, here is a cool video by one of the bands who are performing, notorious noise-merchants “Melt Banana.” The video features cheesy English dubbing over the musicians’ voices, and in the tradition of the Japanese hot-dog eating champion Takeru Kobayashi, they stuff themselves with lots of hamburgers. The song’s inexplicably called “Sick Zip Everywhere,” and is probably not to all tastes!


Wet Hot Sake

September 1, 2007

I thought I’d spice up my site by mentioning “Wet Hot Sale,” a raunchy Japanese sex comedy which manages to combine the twin passions of sake and sex.

In the ludicrous story, a pub owner discovers the secrets of making delicious sake by using the bodily juices of sexy virgins, who do aerobics in specially-designed sake-filled leotards. The sleazy publican learns that this demented technique won’t work unless the girl is virginal, so he coerces his comely daughter into getting hymen regeneration surgery so she can help him make the tasty drink. Charming! It’s a heart-warming story for your children and grandparents to enjoy.
I’m sure Steven Spielberg is being lined up to direct a Hollywood remake as we speak.

Read more here.


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