Comments on: Toilet Trouble

By: roaf

roaf — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:25:54 +0000

Thanks, I suffer for my art! Stay tuned!

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:52:40 +0000

So now I know what happens when there isn’t something stopping that stream. I’ve always been quite curious, but certainly wasn’t going to shoot toilet water across my own bathroom. Nor was I willing to try it at a friend’s place without having some major explaining prepared. Thanks for the research and the amusing mental picture!

And great blog! I’m a new reader and intend to stick around for a long time.

By: roaf

roaf — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:30:04 +0000

Haha! Yeah, the futuristic toilet is probing Uranus.

By: southofreality

southofreality — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:47:25 +0000

Whenever I sit on one of those futuristic toilets, I always imagine that I’m Captain Kirk on the bridge of the Enterprise. After wiping, I sit back down and hit the bidet button to ‘vaporize’ the Kling-ons.

By: roaf

roaf — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:50:40 +0000

It’s the old-skool squatters that I’m afraid of.

By: Viet

Viet — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:14:20 +0000

Next time I visit Japan (or any country with a high tech toilet) I’m gonna man up and use the bidet.

I was too much of a pussy to use one on my last visit.

By: roaf

roaf — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:40:24 +0000

I was thinking that you could say to your friend “hey come and look at this! There’s a baby alligator in the toilet!” and when they look inside and say “I can’t see anything” you can press the button and spray them.

By: simaldeff

simaldeff — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:36:47 +0000

From now on this particular function of the WC should be called wake-your-drunken-friend-that-crashed-at-your-place-function.

By: roaf

roaf — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:02:45 +0000

Don’t worry, there was lots of ice.

By: clarkebruce

clarkebruce — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:11:12 +0000

Three *pints* of gin and tonic? As in drinking G&Ts out of a pint glass?

Man, you are hard core.