Gachachin
Kawasaki City’s annual penis-celebrating fertility festival, the Kanamara Matsuri took place on Sunday and was as crazy as ever. A highlight was the appearance of Gachachin, a grotesquely mutated phallic version of the popular cuddly character, Gachapin. Gachapin usually looks like this:

…and this is Gachachin:

Truly, deeply warped. He looks like the bad-trip hallucination of Sigmund Freud watching children’s television on mescalin.
I wonder if we can expect to see more of Gachachin in the future?
I, for one, would like to see him do battle against Flesh Gordon.
April 11, 2008 at 2:08 am
That has got to be the singlemost disturbing pic I’ve ever seen on this site.
Keep up the good work!
April 11, 2008 at 3:01 am
Yeah, I like the way he’s a big penis, but has another penis sprouting off him as an arm. Like something from Chernobyl. And why only one penis/arm?!
April 11, 2008 at 3:33 am
I can’t believe you don’t know the movie Gachachi versus Gode-zilla.
April 11, 2008 at 9:16 am
Omg, that’s creepy! I hate the teeth sticking out. And the veins. Agh!
Roaf: Duh, penises don’t have two arms.
April 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
So it’s only me with two arms on my penis? I’d better call a doctor!
April 12, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I don’t even know what to say?
April 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Wrong on so many levels. I’m gonna need a whole lotta serious therapy.
April 14, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Hahaha…. Gachapin shows up here sometimes. That thing is hideous tho!
April 15, 2008 at 12:55 am
That is one freaky looking penis. It looks like a freakin alien.
April 15, 2008 at 12:56 am
When is the breast festival?
April 15, 2008 at 5:53 am
I was equally puzzled about the lack of a second arm, but the picture of a giant walking mutant penis with a cock-arm kinda is likely to leave me sleepless for a few weeks.
April 15, 2008 at 6:56 am
omg that is gross
April 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I should send a couple to my nieces back home. I am already the Black sheep of the herd…. might as well give it some…..more legitimacy
April 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Haha! You reckon they’re going to be making toys of this?