I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard that skinny pop-star Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, of the aging Boy-Band SMAP, was snatched by the police last night for uncharacteristic lewd, drunken behaviour. Apparently he was found totally wasted in a park near Roppongi’s Tokyo Midtown complex, being noisy, and dancing around naked. It’s funny, because on the countless TV shows he appears in, he never does anything remotely as entertaining as this! He’s always as dull as dishwater.
Come to think of it, when an incredibly camp and effeminate unmarried 35 year old singer of winsome love songs is caught indecently exposing himself in a park at home, it’s automatically assumed to be a flamboyant way of coming out of the closet.
Kusanagi is the Japanese George Michael!
I suspect there was another naked man who escaped detection by being on his knees behind a bush when the police arrived.
Well, at least this means I won’t have to see Tsuyoshi on TV for a while (except for the news). He’s on seemingly every channel, all day, every day, you see, despite having no discernable talent or charisma. In fact, this news story is by far the most entertaining thing he’s ever done!
From the Mainichi Daily News
So, “Konkatsu!”(his new drama) will be most likely “postponed”…? I’m so laughing for this, since Kusanagi name popped up in my mind before opening the link n________________n Kitagawa-san should be maaaaaaad right now.
So who’s Kitagawa-San?
Actually, Konkatsu is his bandmate’s drama. (Nakai Masahiro, the leader of SMAP)
Seeing his effeminate, scrawny ass naked would be enough to traumatize me forever.
Nice to find this kind of content, lovely!