I’ve just tried Asahi’s brand new “beer”, the oddly-named “Strong Off”, which sounds like a sexual act performed by an arm-wrestling champion. Strong Off doesn’t taste all that wonderful (like bitter, fizzy water) but is cheaply priced and has 7% alcohol content, so it’s sure to become the convenience-store beer of choice for homeless people, students, pachinko-addicts, and starving English teachers. It’s also supposedly got 60% less carbs than normal beer, so needy Atkins-diet obsessives can join in the fun too.
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Good stuff fella. Sounds like you’ve finally found your ideal tipple – Cheap, high alcohol content and not overly fattening.
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Hope all is well.
Cheers,
Hmm, you make it sound so appealing :/ Another funny report about our favourite bevvy – keep ‘em coming!
Cheers!
Isn’t Strongoff a Russian bodybuilder?
I love Ryoko Shinohara, BTW.
And, for some link-whore behavior, there’s ‘Zero Life’ brew.
http://tokyofilter.com/2010/04/29/heres-to-you-loser/
“Zero Life” is a classic name for a brew. They just keep coming up with ‘em, eh?
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This was a great blogpost! I just wish it was longer.
haha … the a single who is posting the comments
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