Surprising Search Terms

Part of the fun of writing a blog is that you get to see all the weird phrases that people have typed into search engines, which led them to your site. Some of the search terms I’ve seen are truly peculiar. Below are the more unusual ones I’ve read recently:

-“Tokyo sightseeing crazy sex MC Hammer”
-“Photos of Penises”
-“Lascivious Japanese ladies”
-“Pictures of Captain Birdseye”
-“Bizarre labia”
-“Fun toilet bars”

I’d be interested to know what on Earth the person who wrote “Tokyo sightseeing crazy sex MC Hammer” was hoping to find! Or, indeed, what a “toilet bar” is. I have to say, though, it pleases me that someone was searching for porn using the word “lascivious.” Endearingly literate, for a perv!
Finally, in the interest of attracting some new readers, I’d just like to say a few words: lesbian schoolgirls, big tits, free money and viagra.

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6 Responses to Surprising Search Terms

  1. clarkebruce says:

    Someone typed in ’10 yer old lesbi’ to find my site. No idea how the hell they ended up with me – I googled it myself and my site didn’t come up.

    I also had ‘laxative forced humiliation stories’ show up. Two of those words were in separate comments to one of my posts. Good to know I have that market cornered.

  2. Melanie says:

    hehehe… what I find even more intriguing is how some of the odd ones then found it to my site. I used the word soapland once and keep getting traffic for it. I imagine those people were rather disappointed when they arrived.

  3. dragonlife says:

    Melanie!
    Wait until someone just types Turkish baths!

  4. roaf says:

    Ha ha! Thanks for the comments, everyone!
    I’m probably gonna get people looking for soaplands and laxatives, too, now.
    Actually, I wouldn’t mind hearing some “laxative humiliation stories” myself!
    Get this, since I wrote this, someone just found my site yet again by typing in “Tokyo sightseeing crazy sex MC Hammer”!

  5. One of your readers, maybe, seeing if it worked?

    I get ridiculous numbers of hits (between 1 – 4 a day, stunning for someone as unexposed as myself) from people searching for things related to “fortune cookie”. I posted a fortune cookie cartoon Natalie Dee did ages ago which had a caption “You will blog about me” – so I did.

    Though, faves I’m finding are “billy idol mony mony fucking horny” or “husband pillow cleaining.” Sadly, it only archives a week or so I’ve lost the recent string of hialrious ones from about a month ago.

  6. roaf says:

    Yeah, I think i might start writing them down!
    I wonder if the person with the Billy Idol fetish is the same person searching for sexy MC Hammer info.

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