Here are some snazzy new accessories which are sure to be all the rage. This season, don’t be seen without your very own “Yopparai Oyaji Strap” (Drunken Old Man Mobile-Phone Strap), an inventive new idea from the folks at StrapYa. Here a few of the collection:
1: The dancing, shirtless, embarrassing drunk.
2: The maudlin, depressed drunk.
3: The nasty, brawling, alcoholic psychopath.
4: The unconscious, blacked-out binge-drinker.
5: The piss-head vomitting into a toilet.
6: And the …er… man with a glass of beer for a head.
You can buy all the straps here.
Collect them all! Fun for all the family!
Little Jimmy will be the talk of the playground with his puking, alcoholic businessman phone strap.