Drunk Lady T-Shirt

I spotted the T-shirt below in a bargain bin in the department store, Daie. In case you can’t read the glittery print, it features an amusing comic strip written in English in which a girl is offered drinks by two guys who say “How about beer? How about Japanese sake?” She responds by saying “I’m a moderate drinker, just a little alcohol makes my face red. I get drunk easily!” The girl then promptly gets wasted, much to the surprise of her suitors and the caption at the bottom reads “She is plastered!” Nice!
I’m guessing most people who wear this haven’t read it.

In the same shop I also saw another girl’s T-shirt, about humidity and sweat. Classy!

18 Responses to Drunk Lady T-Shirt

  1. Nothing better than a drunk lady wearing a drunk lady t-shirt.

  2. roaf says:

    Indeed! Actually, the good thing about these English T-shirts is that they give you a chance to ogle girls’ chests, while pretending to read. Er…so I’ve heard.

  3. simaldeff says:

    You should have bought it and offered it to a well chosen female acquaintance of yours … read “big breasted friend” here. This you could “read the t-shirt” any time you want.

  4. roaf says:

    Hmm. A cunning plan!

  5. Woeful says:

    Roaf, how did you make out with the earthquake? I trust everything is OK…

  6. roaf says:

    Thanks for your concern! Luckily the earthquake didn’t strike too close too Yokohama, so I was OK.

  7. Leave me the T-shirt, guys!
    AS for the earthquake, it might be a good idea to time it with the lady!
    Woeful, only people in Niigata (blimey, the third time within a few months!) did suffer!
    Here in Shizuoka, we might be next. Therefore I always have a bottle of sake handy, if not a drunk woman!

  8. roaf says:

    Good idea- I need to get an earthquake survival kit, including lots of booze.

  9. Damaged Tees says:

    Funny Shirts

    Great Funny Shirts

  10. Peter says:

    Cool man. You gotta post those to the Engrish.com website. I’m sure that webmaster would say “sanks” for your contribution. hehe.

  11. roaf says:

    I sent a few things to that guy but he didn’t use them!

  12. Etienne says:

    nice ,i enjoyed reading this and i will be back

  13. Interesting. May I add your blog to my link exchange directory?

  14. Steve Gold says:

    I seriously can’t believe it. I hope Wayne is not injured for the cup!

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  17. ¿En que lugar pudiera dar con un poco mas conteniro en relacion a el topico?

    Me gusta mucho y lo has apuntado realmente convenientemente.

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    Creo que el posteo no aparece suficientemente documentado.

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