Wet Hot Sake

I thought I’d spice up my site by mentioning “Wet Hot Sale,” a raunchy Japanese sex comedy which manages to combine the twin passions of sake and sex.

In the ludicrous story, a pub owner discovers the secrets of making delicious sake by using the bodily juices of sexy virgins, who do aerobics in specially-designed sake-filled leotards. The sleazy publican learns that this demented technique won’t work unless the girl is virginal, so he coerces his comely daughter into getting hymen regeneration surgery so she can help him make the tasty drink. Charming! It’s a heart-warming story for your children and grandparents to enjoy.
I’m sure Steven Spielberg is being lined up to direct a Hollywood remake as we speak.

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10 Responses to Wet Hot Sake

  1. clarkebruce says:

    That is so unbelievable it can only be true.

    Imagine the creative types sitting around, ingesting illicit substances and feeding off each others’ ‘brilliant’ ideas in order to come up with those plot lines.

    Love the sake filled leotards.

  2. roaf says:

    Yeah, I’d like to work with those guys. What a job!

  3. Jeff says:

    You find this in the curtained section of Geo?

  4. roaf says:

    No, what’s Geo?

  5. What the shit. Japan is insane, in the most awesomely hilarious way possible.

  6. pudgym says:

    Steven Spielberg is busy.
    Now Paul Verhoeven would probably have a real fun time with this script.
    Would this DVD turn up eventually at Don Quijote?
    How many different coloured leotards are shown? 😀

  7. I am so glad I found this thank!

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